Ouch Ointment
Ouch Ointment
Ouch Ointment
Ouch Ointment
Ouch Ointment
Ouch Ointment
Ouch Ointment

Ouch Ointment

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This recipe reminds me of youthful days spent climbing trees and riding my bike. These pursuits would inevitably find me with skinned knees and scrapes all over. In all cases, my mum would pull out her trusty jar of ‘ouch ointment’ and I would be instantly better, ready to return to the fray of childhood. This version can be applied to soothe the mishaps of children and adults alike.

DIFFICULTY: If you can stir soup, you can make this.


  • Step-by-step instruction booklet
  • Organic Calendula Flower
  • Organic Comfrey Leaf
  • Organic Beeswax Beads
  • Apricot Kernel Oil
  • Cheesecloth
  • 50mL Jars
  • Labels


  • Saucepan
  • Heat-proof bowl or double boiler
  • Strainer
  • Wooden spoon
  • Jug
  • About 75 minutes


The Ouch Ointment will keep for 6 months in a cool, dark place, like your cupboard. Exposure to direct sunlight and heat will cause it to deteriorate faster.

All ingredients will last for roughly 2 years if stored in a cool, dark place.

The kit contains no plastic packaging - all ingredients come in glass jars which can be refilled or reused. 

More questions? See our Help page for frequently asked questions, or email suburbanherbs@gmail.com

** please note - orders for December 2018 for this product are now closed. Any orders placed after 1 December will be fulfilled early January 2019 **